Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing… Rat?
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Hermione. Draco/coffee. Ginny/Harry. Lots of other assorted innuendoes.
Warnings: Innuendoes, Fanon!Draco
Summary: When Draco is turned into a white rat and adopted by the Gryffindors, he thinks that Murphy has already done his worst. Boy, is he ever wrong.
Comments: Alright, I admit it. I sometimes like fanon!Draco. He can be interesting when well done, and this is hilarious. Draco is snarky, cynical, and entirely obsessed with sex, coffee, and his hair, in no particular order, and that’s what entertains me. As long as I’m not expecting IC!Draco (and when am I ever expecting IC!Draco in the Harry Potter fandom?) I am thoroughly amused and entertained.
Multichapter, complete.