Harry Potter and the Improbable Use of Chaos Theory
Characters/Pairings: Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Harry/Snape, Ron, Hermione, Voldemort, McGonagall/Greebo
Warnings: McGonagall/Greebo. Greebo, as you may know, is Nanny Ogg’s cat. Who occasionally turns human.
Summary: When Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg are accidentally transported to Hogwarts, they search for a wizard without finding him, and adopt a baby along the way.
Comments: There are not enough words in the English language to express my love for this fic. Allow me to quote a couple of paragraphs instead:
  ”The House-elves assured them that it was perfectly fine, no trouble at all, and indeed, an honor to be eaten by such a noble cat. “Hinky always was saying it was the way he wanted to go, Nanny Ogg, ma’am.”
  They even helped carry Hermione back to the tower.”
…Am I evil for cracking up at this?
One-shot, complete.