Four Funerals and a Wedding
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Viktor, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Colin, Hermione/Neville.
Warnings: Adult themes that I’m not explaining for fear of ruining the joke.
Summary: The much widowed Hermione Weasley-Krum-Malfoy-Creevey is marrying her fifth husband.
Comments: …I’m probably a bad person for finding this hilarious. But it is, dammit.
One-shot, complete.