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Characters/Pairings: One-sided Roy/Ed, Roy/Hughes, Roy/Kimbley, Roy/Riza
Warnings: None
Summary: Roy Mustang is a man doomed to disastrous relationships
Comments: Okay, the last couple lines just made it for me. The fact that the author seems to view Ed much the same as me (i.e. basically asexual, at least until after he cures Al) helps, but Roy’s ending line to Hawkeye killed me. And I like well-done crack pairings, and any fic that manages to insinuate Roy/Kimbley reasonably in-character without even having to make it the focus of the fic wins major points with me. Yes, I’m easy.
One-shot, complete.