Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Camp Fuck You DieJune 16, 2006 9:47 am

Homecoming
Characters/Pairings: Riddle, Ed
Warnings: None
Summary: After Camp Fuck You Die, Riddle returns home changed.
Comments: To be honest, I’m pretty damn sure you won’t get it unless you’ve been following CFUD. At which point you probably already know about it, and it’s kind of pointless reccing it. So why am I reccing it? Because I originally made this site to keep track of my favorite fics, damnit. And this made me sparkle madly.
One-shot, complete.

Camp Fuck You Die, Kingdom Hearts, Ouran High School Host ClubJune 2, 2006 2:47 pm

Untitled
Characters/Pairings: Sora, Roxas, Kaoru, Hikaru
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Er. None in the drabble, some implied in the Things to know about CFUD section.
Summary: The twins meet Sora and Roxas
Comments: This is just short, cute and funny/
Things to know about CFUD: Both Sora and Roxas are there. They have been recruited by Tamaki as the CFUD branch of the Host Club’s resident twins.
One-shot, complete.

Miscellaneous, Camp Fuck You DieMay 27, 2006 10:44 am

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Characters/Pairings: Allen from D.Greyman and Ari from Okage
Warnings: None
Summary: Allen talks about someone from home
Comments: I love Ari and Allen’s relationship in CFUD. It’s… I don’t quite know how to describe it, but it just works for me. And this is a great, great drabble for their relationship.
Things to know about CFUD: Ari is emo king. Allen is his big brother protector/advisor figure. Well, one of them. CFUD is extremely unpleasant for most the people there.
One-shot drabble, complete.

Camp Fuck You Die, Legal Drug 10:44 am

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Characters/Pairings: Rikuou/Kazahaya
Warnings: None
Summary: Rikuou’s morning routine
Comments: There’s few genres I enjoy more than fluffy angst. And this is utterly adorable, and I just kind of sympathize with Rikuou here.
What you need to know about CFUD: Buffy’s there, because she’s a friend of Rikuou in CFUD. Also, the mentioned Kon is her in-camp boyfriend. I would tell you what series he’s from, but comic series confuse the crap out of me.
One-shot drabble, complete.

Camp Fuck You Die, Kingdom Hearts 10:44 am

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Characters/Pairings: Roxas/Axel
Warnings: None
Summary: Roxas and Axel discuss cats
Comments: Okay, tooth-rottingly sweet, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. And the world needs more good Roxas/Axel fluff
Things to know about CFUD to read this: Axel gave Roxas a kitten. Isn’t that cute?
One-shot, complete.

Camp Fuck You Die, Kingdom HeartsMay 26, 2006 10:43 am

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Characters/Pairings: Axel/Roxas
Warnings: None
Summary: Roxas proves his existence through ice cream
Comments: This is just cute and angsty and fluffy and everything I love in fics. Yes.
Things to know about CFUD: Izumi is the teacher of Ed (from Fullmetal Alchemist), and she recently taught Roxas how to make ice cream. Also, not exactly important to understanding the drabble, but fun anyway, the thing posting the drabble is the Wang Fairy, which inhabits Lee’s (from Naruto) soul and gives him blissful amnesia when Sakura abandons him. I ♥ CFUD.

Camp Fuck You Die, Kingdom Hearts 10:43 am

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Characters/Pairings: Roxas, Sora
Warnings: None
Summary: Roxas and Sora bond over skateboarding.
Comments: This is funny and cute and just made me like both characters just that bit more.
CFUD information needed to read this: [KH spoilers]Roxas is alive and separate from Sora. Oddly, if you don’t know the spoilers, you’ll find nothing wrong. Also, you should know that CFUD is cracktastic, which is what makes this drabble funny.
One-shot drabble, complete.

Miscellaneous, Camp Fuck You Die, Kingdom Hearts 10:19 am

Untitled
Characters/Pairings: Axel/Roxas, Tomo (from Azumanga Daioh)
Warnings: Non-graphic sex, um, photography
Summary: Tomo walks in on a delicate situation.
Comments: God, this cracked me up probably more than it should have. Tomo is just so very…Tomo and UTTERLY IRREPRESSIBLE and Axel and Roxas’ reactions are just beautiful. Something you should know about CFUD, if you don’t follow it: Tomo has kind of made friends with Axel and Roxas, in the “Hey, I tease you and you tease back” kind of way. Her nickname for Axel is “Pornstar Butt” and Axel’s nickname for her is “Sugar Buns”. There’s kind of a reason, but mostly they just think it’s funny to call each other that, as far as I can tell. So…yeah.
One-shot drabble, complete.

Threesomes, Camp Fuck You DieNovember 19, 2005 7:16 pm

Jealous Of Your Cigarette
Characters/Pairings: Riddle/Kazahaya/Cal
Warnings: Graphic gay sociopathic sex. With one hermaphrodite involved. Can’t forget the hermaphrodite. And I want another g word and another s word there to make it properly alliterative.
Summary: When Kazahaya walks in on Riddle and Cal making out, impromptu threesomes ensue.
Comments: Have you any idea how rarely I find a straight-out pwp that I really, honestly, enjoy? I almost never bother to read them, but the character pairing intrigued me, and just… wow. It’s amazingly well done, the character dynamics from in-game are just nailed and fascinating (Kazahaya’s one of my favorite CFUD characters, and his dynamics with Cal and Riddle have always been really interesting), and it’s really, well, hot.
Edited because I kind of. Er. Had it in the Card Captor Sakura section. Please forgive me any scarring mental images you may have gotten from that.
One-shot, complete.

Camp Fuck You DieOctober 21, 2005 6:40 am

Untitled roleplay - Excel Saga
Characters/Pairings: Excel/Lord Ilpalazzo
Warnings: Sex. Somewhat graphic, and somewhat kinky. Much left to your imagination, though.
Summary: Excel and Ilpalazzo have sex. In the most in-character way possible.
Comments: I could not stop laughing at this. I usually refrain from reccing even the most brilliantly played threads at CFUD here, but I’m giving myself a bit of extra leeway because this is AU and can stand entirely on its own. (And was done by one player, who plays both Excel and Ilpalazzo in CFUD, which helps me think of it more as something close to a fic than a roleplay). But if you don’t like livejournal roleplays, obviously this is not for you.
But this is brilliant. Excel never fails to amuse me, and the Ilpalazzo/Excel interaction here cracks me up. I think perhaps my favorite moment is when Ilpalazzo pulls out his gameboy and starts playing it in the middle of screwing Excel. I am so totally amused by all of it, though.
Standalone roleplay, complete.

Camp Fuck You DieOctober 14, 2005 9:13 pm

Untitled Trigun, Yu Yu Hakusho
Characters/Pairings: Yuusuke and Wolfwood
Warnings: None
Summary: Yuusuke and Wolfwood are good role models. Or not.
Comments: This drabble just made me laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And made up for the complete freaking absence of any new and decent fics in my normal fandoms. *sigh*
One-shot, complete.

Naruto, Camp Fuck You DieSeptember 30, 2005 8:15 am

Every Ninja Has His Secrets
Characters/Pairings: Itachi, Neji
Warnings: None
Summary: Itachi has many secrets. Including some small, cute, purring ones.
Comments: God, I love CFUD. And Itachi and Neji here are absolutely hilarious.
One-shot, complete.

Camp Fuck You DieSeptember 21, 2005 4:03 pm

Apple of his Eye - Naruto, Death Note
Characters/Pairings: Lee, Raito
Warnings: None
Summary: Lee and Raito are drinking buddies.
Comments: …I have no idea how to say anything about this without giving away the joke. Lee amuses me far too much when he’s drunk.
One-shot, complete.

Camp Fuck You DieSeptember 17, 2005 9:10 pm

Invitation
Characters/Pairings: Wolfwood, Sanzo, Goku
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Trigun episode 25
Summary: In the afterlife, Wolfwood meets some very familiar people.
Comments: Wolfwood/Sanzo is rapidly becoming my camp OTP.
One-shot, complete.

Crossovers, Camp Fuck You DieAugust 23, 2005 7:15 am

Sakura/Yuusuke/Lee/Gwendal - Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Kyou Kara Maou
Warnings: Polyamory
Background: In Kyou Kara Maou, slapping is an engagement. Sakura, Yuusuke, Lee, and Gwendal all managed to slap each other.
Summary: The four adjust to living together.
Comments: They’re so dysfunctional and strange. Yet oddly entertaining.
One-shot, complete.

Crossovers, Camp Fuck You DieAugust 22, 2005 6:50 pm

Written by Harukami
The Card Game - Death Note, D.Greyman
Near/Mello/(Chisame-voyeur) - Death Note, Mahou Sensei Negima
Ishida/Nishi - Bleach, GANTZ
Camp Director/Ichigo - Camp Fuck You Die, Bleach
The Day Mello Ran out of Chocolate (Mello/Near, Heine/Ishida) - Death Note, Gundam SEED Destiny, Bleach
Death of Rats, Susan, Itachi - Discworld, Naruto
Higs from Above (Ishida, Ari, Al) - Bleach, Okage, Fullmetal Alchemist
Blank Pieces (Near, Ishida) - Death Note, Bleach
Inui/Wesley - Prince of Tennis, Star Trek
Allen’s arm/Ed - D.Greyman, Fullmetal Alchemist
Ari, Urahara - Okage, Bleach
Ying/Raito - Dynasty Warriors, Death Note
Hiro/Tohru - Fruits Basket
Mello/Allen - Death Note, D. Greyman
Heine/Ishida, frog - Gundam SEED Destiny, Bleach, slight Naruto
Mello, Taro, Ari play Go Fish - Death Note, Death Note pilot, Okage

Written by Uncreativity
Itachi/Neji - Naruto

Written by Heavenxcrying
Murata/Ari - Kyou Kara Maou, Okage
Zombie!Ino - Naruto
Wolfwood/Yuusuke - Trigun, Yu Yu Hakusho

Written by Chash
Death of Rats - Discworld
Rosebride!Anthy, Prince!Tohru - Utena, Fruits Basket

Warnings: Some are not worksafe. No, I don’t remember which ones.
Comments: I come home today, to find a drabble meme floating around. Since I refuse to do a new post for each and every drabble I rec, here they all are, gathered in one spot. Some are understandable without knowing CFUD canon, some are not. Some are understandable without knowing character canon, some are not. Some are worksafe, some are not. What they all are is really entertaining, though.
Collection of drabbles.

Death Note, Camp Fuck You DieAugust 19, 2005 7:25 pm

Waiting is Wasting - based on Camp Fuck You Die, though it is non-canon for that. Alas.
Characters/Pairings: Near/Mello
Warnings: Graphic sex. Underage gay male sex.
Summary: Mello is about to die, and Near and Mello both know it.
Notes: I think this is the first time I’ve recced a CFUD fic. And before you read it, what you need to know is that Misa has just arrived, and she saw Mello’s face. Mello and Near know that she has the eyes, and know that the owner of the Death Note can control the victim up to twenty days before the death. So, since Mello knows a lot of really confidential stuff, obviously they need to tie him up and gag him. On a bed. In his usual clothes. Near and Mello are in a relationship, but haven’t had sex due to the fact that CFUD has rules against sex, and neither of them are stupid enough to break the rules against sex laid down by a psychopathic bitch who takes a positive delight in messing with the campers, so UST galore. Now RST galore, I suppose.
(And good god, the DN threads at CFUD have to be my favorite DN fic in the fandom. Where else can I see L die, come back as an amnesiac Shinigami due to previously using the Death Note, give a random bystander who was beginning a relationship with Raito his Death Note, have said bystander realize that Raito might kill her for that, while Near and Mello are busily covering up the fact that Near temporarily murdered the bystander’s adopted son, and allying with her to survive Raito, while having massive stress due to the fact that L is dead, but back as an amnesiac Shinigami who likes annoying them. …It makes more sense if you’ve been reading it I promise)
Comments: A magnificently written, hot little smut fic that resolves the sexual tension that has been building to the point of explosion between Near and Mello for the past…what, month? Two months? Something like that. Harukami manages to capture the intensity of the emotion of the situation - their conviction of Mello’s impending demise, their weirdly dysfunctional relationship and fascination with chains (oh, come on. Kinkiness with chains is practically canon in Death Note. :D ) And it’s just very, very well done.
One-shot, complete.