Admin CrapJuly 12, 2006 6:52 pm

Hiatus

Due to work deadlines and stress, Faineant will be on hiatus until at least next Monday. Possibly longer, depending on whether I manage to meet my deadline or not. Sorry.

Edited Monday: Sorry, it’ll be a few more days. I’m right in the last stages of a project I’ve been working on for over a year now, so basically my mind’s being eaten by it. Also, I have a surprise for Faineant that I’ll (hopefully) be unveiling when the hiatus breaks. Assuming nothing goes wrong. (Which considering how my day went today, don’t get your hopes up. Sheesh.)

Kingdom HeartsJuly 11, 2006 8:37 pm

begin
Characters/Pairings: Marluxia, Naminé
Warnings: None.
Summary: Naminé doesn’t want to draw when she first arrives at Castle Oblivion. Marluxia convinces her.
Comments: I should probably make note that I really disagree with the extent to which the author has Marluxia abuse the rest of the cast. On the other hand, I really loved the way the tensions between Marluxia and Naminé are drawn. I don’t quite know how to describe the reasons I like this fic so much, but I do.
One-shot, complete.

Kingdom Hearts 6:09 am

“By The Seashore”, “It Figures”, and “Self-Sufficient”
Characters/Pairings: 1: Kairi, Naminé, Roxas, Sora, mentions of Riku. Vaguely OT5. 2: Axel/Roxas 3: Marluxia, Larxene, Axel.
Warnings: 1: None. 2: Some kinky sex-type stuff mentioned, I’m not telling you what. 3: NOT BRAIN-SAFE AND UTTERLY BRILLIANT WRONG
Summary: 1: Naminé’s never just relaxed on the beach before. 2: Roxas discovers something about Axel. 3: Axel discovers something about Marluxia that he really could have lived without knowing. Really.
Comments: All of these are really well done. The first one is just adorable, the second one hits a few of my kinks and is hot and adorable, but most of my love is for the third one. Because I love fics that make me go “OH MY GOD MY BRAIN IS DRIBBLING OUT MY EARS WHY GOD WHY”. And also because I love anyone who uses obscure scientific facts in creative ways.
Multiple drabbles, complete.

Final Fantasy VIIJuly 10, 2006 8:31 pm

Peace of the Garden
1 2 3 4 5
Character/Pairings: Zack/Aerith
Warnings: Eventual sex
Summary: Zack meets a pretty flower girl.
Comments: This is just a really charming look at how Zack and Aerith might have started their relationship that just really, really works for me. And I’m really looking forward to the rest of it.
Multi-chapter, incomplete.

Kingdom Hearts 8:28 pm

Blocked
Characters/Pairings: Naminé, Larxene, Axel
Warnings: None
Summary: Naminé does her best to capture Larxene on paper, but can’t, quite.
Comments: I have, um. A bit of a thing for Larxene/Naminé. Yes, I’m a pervert, shut up. This just is an interesting look at Naminé and Larxene, and I just really kind of enjoyed it.
One-shot, complete.

Kingdom HeartsJuly 9, 2006 8:25 pm

colors
Characters/Pairings: Naminé, implied Marluxia/Naminé
Warnings: Implied rape
Summary: Naminé and white walls and colors.
Comments: Sometimes, I’m just in the mood for some really abstract fic. And this is just pretty, and the broken glass shards feeling imparted by it really matches Naminé in CoM rather well, I think.
One-shot, complete.

Kingdom Hearts 8:21 pm

Dancing Flames
Characters/Pairings: Axel, Roxas
Warnings: None
Summary: Axel and Roxas dance. Or fight.
Comments: It’s usually really hard to get my attention with an action scene. I am completely incapable of getting mental images from scenes, and generally, most attempts fail utterly. But this just works. There’s a couple of touches to Axel’s characterization that I really enjoyed, but for the most part, it’s honestly just a well-written action scene that for once, I enjoyed. I’m still a bit weired out by that, actually.
One-shot, complete.

BleachJuly 8, 2006 8:15 pm

Riffraff
Characters/Pairings: Rukia, Renji
Warnings: None
Summary: AU: Renji is a Hollow. Young!Rukia meets him.
Comments: Okay, this is the sort of thing that just has the potential to be really good, or really, really bad. But this just absolutely sparkles. The dialogue is perfect. The hints of the larger Bleach universe appeal to my world-building side. And Rukia’s and Renji’s interactions are just perfect.
One-shot, complete. Probably.

Kingdom Hearts 8:11 pm

Make the Grade
Characters/Pairings: Sora, Roxas. Implied Sora/Kairi/Riku
Warnings: NOne
Summary: Sora faces his worst enemy: Math. Roxas is dragged in.
Comments: This is adorable. Yes, I’m overusing that phrase right now. But it is. Roxas is snarky and condescending and bratty, and Sora is clueless and adorable, but that isn’t all there is to him. And just… I love it.
One-shot, complete.

BleachJuly 7, 2006 8:06 pm

Experiments in Eschatology
CHaracters/Pairings: Rukia, Byakuya, Kaien, Ukitake
Warnings: None
Summary: Rukia was an interesting child. AU where she came to live with Hisana and Byakuya as a child. Same universe as this fic.
Comments: I’d actually been thinking that I was bored with Bleach fic. Then this fic popped up on my flist, and I realized that it was just that bravecows hadn’t been writing. This is adorable and almost everything I love about fanfiction.
One-shot, complete.

Threesomes, Naruto 8:00 pm

A Better Fox Trap
Characters/Pairings: Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke
Warnings: Graphic sex
Summary: Naruto’s refusal to eat fruit has gotten to the point where it’s leaving him malnourished. Sasuke and Sakura need to return their teamate to health.
Comments: I hadn’t read Naruto fic for a while, and am actually finding that I really kind of missed it. This is a little more porny than I prefer, but I really enjoyed Team 7’s dynamics here.
Multi-chapter, complete.

Crossovers, Miscellaneous, FireflyJuly 6, 2006 7:31 pm

Refuge - The author would prefer not to name the series it’s crossed with. I disagree, but I’ll follow the author’s preferences. If you’re that curious, skip to the bottom of the fic just long enough to see the names. Not that I did that. Of course not.
Characters/Pairings: Mal, Zoe, Wash, Inara, River, Simon, Jayne, Book
Warnings: None’
Summary: Serenity is hired to transport some refugees.
Comments; I have to say, at first, this didn’t quite work for me because I misinterpreted where they were going with this. However, upon reread, it works, and works really rather well. It really manages to fit both series quite nicely, and I have a huge weakness for that.
One-shot, complete.

Kingdom Hearts, The Sandman 5:17 am

The Sound of Memory
Characters/Pairings: Axel, Death, Sora
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Yes
Summary: Axel meets a familiar stranger.
Comments: Okay, I’m beginning to get a little tired of this genre of KH2 fics, but this is very, very well-done. And I loved the Sora perspective, because it was so very Sora and adorable and I loved the little talk with Roxas. But I also loved how…gah. I’m writing this way too early, and have no idea how to phrase it without KH2 spoilers. So never mind.
One-shot, complete.

Kingdom HeartsJuly 5, 2006 7:08 pm

Untitled
Characters/Pairings: Riku/Naminé
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Yep.
Summary: Riku goes on a trip to slay dragons, and brings Naminé back a present.
Comments: Okay, I admit it. I really, really like Riku and Naminé interaction fic. I don’t particularly care if it’s gen or porn or anything in between, I like it anyway. But most of what I’ve seen so far just isn’t worth reccing. This, on the other hand, is. I love the way Riku’s trying to complain, and Naminé’s just cheerfully ignoring him. Because I’m weak for that sort of relationship.
One-shot, complete.

Kingdom Hearts 6:52 pm

Somebody
Characters/Pairings: Axel
Warnings: Spoilers for fic, if you care, don’t highlight: Genderswitch
Spoilers: Yep
Summary: Axel’s previous life.
Comments: This just really, really works for me. I…can kind of see Axel in his previous life, but at the same time, it’s enough different that I can see how much he’s changed. And I like the way Harukami dealt with Axel’s previous life’s dislike of herself. And just… it feel right. And amuses me terribly at the same time.
One-shot, complete.

Kingdom HeartsJuly 4, 2006 6:41 pm

Beach Party
Chaaracters/Pairings: Sora, Riku, Kairi, Naminé, Roxas, Axel
Warnings: None
Summary: The Destiny Island not-quite-trio has a beach party, and deals with a haunting
Comments: This was adorable and sweet and funny. Axel never failed to amuse me, but especially his interaction with Roxas. Because. Just. Yes. And it’s just a short, sweet, funny, pointless fic. And damnit, I like that sometimes.
One-shot, complete.

Threesomes, Kingdom Hearts 6:28 pm

The Sky, the Land and the In Between
Characters/Pairings: Sora/Kairi/Riku
Warnings: None
Summary: Fifty sentences on Sora/Kairi/Riku
Comments: Okay, I feel vaguely hypocritical reccing this because I’m really not usually a fan of the whole 50 sentences meme - the sentences are too disjointedfor me to ever really get into it. But I don’t knowif it’s because I’m desperately craving Sora/Kairi/Riku, or the author did a better job of usual at making it not quite so disjointed as usual, but I really enjoyed this. The author did a really nice job of portraying their relationship. And I loved the one where Riku was sick, because, just YES. And also, it’s adorable.
50 sentences, complete.

Kingdom HeartsJuly 3, 2006 2:23 pm

Pretty Things
Characters/Pairings: Larxene, Naminé
Warnings: Vague non-con.
Summary: Larxene has a pretty, pretty doll.
Comments: …I feel vaguely embarassed at reccing this. But damnit, I like Larxene/Naminé. And this is…disturbing and wrong and everything a Larxene/Naminé fic should be.

Threesomes, Kingdom Hearts 1:52 pm

Sunrise and Sand
Characters/Pairings: Sora/Riku/Kairi
Warnings: A bit suggestive, but nothing explicit. Naked cuddling on the beach.
Summary: Naked cuddling on the beach would be the best summary ever. After everything, they watch the sun rise together.
Comments: This was just adorable. And sweet and it made me just go and squeak happily. Because they’re just so comfortable with each other. And something about the phrase naked cuddling on the beach amuses me far too much.
One-shot, complete.

Kingdom HeartsJuly 2, 2006 2:38 pm

Sex on the Beach
Characters/Pairings: Kairi, Sora/Riku.
Warnings: Not particularly graphic sex
Summary: Kairi walks in at an awkward moment.
Comments: This is just cute and adorable. And funny. And I loved the way that even though it was technically a Riku/Sora fic, the trio’s friendship was the strongest aspect of the fic. It’s more than a little threesome-y without actually being a threesome, and I just loved the way the author handled that. Because a lot of my problems with a lot of my OT3s is that pairing up people within the threesome usually neglects the third person. (It’s why I’m not particularly fond of Naruto/Sakura or Naruto/Sasuke or Sakura/Sasuke by itself. I’d like any of them if they didn’t neglect the third. But. 99% of the fics I run across do that.) And the parents being parents in this was just a very very nice touch.
One-shot, complete.